It’s not a joke, it’s a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life.
Every gun makes its own tune.
There’s no name here, either. See, that’s what Bill Carson told me… it was the grave marked “Unknown” right beside Arch Stanton.
If you do that, you’ll always be poor… just like the greasy rat that you are.
God’s not on our side because he hates *idiots* also.
I’ve never seen so many men wasted so badly.
Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We’re gonna have to earn it.
Vince: Well, you can take an early retirement, collect disability. With the pension, we offer you should be comfortable.
Save it. Being comfortable is overrated.
You got your whole life ahead of you, but for me, I finish things.
Girlie, tough ain’t enough.
Tiny, Bar Bouncer: I’ll put you in the hospital, old man.
Yeah? Well, I’ve got Medicare. Go ahead and shoot your best shot!
I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea… use ya for sand bags
I’ve been called a lot of things, but never funny.
Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft is not a natural act. So let’s do it right, enjoy the view. Come on.
Be advised, I’m mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don’t you hump somebody else’s leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
Marines are fighting men, sir. They shouldn’t be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out request forms for equipment they should already have.
I’ve drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together
It’s a cluster f***, sir. Marines shouldn’t be sitting on their sorry asses filling out requisitions for equipment they should already have.
I’ve noticed when you get to disliking folks they ain’t around long neither.
Around here, we got something known as a Missouri boat ride
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
It’s his men who shot up the car, why don’t you send him the bill?
He says that smoking can cause cancer, and anyone who smokes as much as you do is one dumb son-of-a-bitch!
Well some of them are just marvellous people. But others like to walk through a pile and track it through an investigation. I don’t like that.
See that gorilla down there? That’s Butcher Hicks… and he’s killed three men. You know how he did it? He tore ’em apart with his teeth! Didn’t even find all the pieces… you might say he has an unhealthy appetite.
Well, personally I think teaming up with a Chinese American is good for the department’s image.
They were interfering with an official investigation, Sir.
Take it to the station. The gentleman’s leaving.
Tell me Colonel. How do you propose that I join up with Indio? Maybe bring him a bunch of roses.
Tell me, isn’t the sheriff supposed to be courageous, loyal, and above all, honest?
There seems to be a family resemblance.
Well that’s such a high reward offered on all you gentlemen. That I thought I might just tag along on your next robbery. Might just turn you into the law.
Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbours have too many kids.