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“When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.” – Steven Wright

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” -Mark Twain

“If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.” -Jules Renard

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Latest Funny Quotes for  Best Friends

As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Cool Funny Quotes for Love

“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” -Russell Brand

“There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged.” (and with good reason)

“A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.” –Don Fraser

“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” –Jean Illsley Clarke

Short Funny Quotes on Girls

“Don’t judge a women from 100 feet away.”

“Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.”

“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid.”

“In a perfect world, all of a woman’s issues could be fixed with WD-40 and duct tape.”

Funny Quotes about School

It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.

School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come.

School is one long illness with symptoms that switch every five minutes so you think it’s getting better or worse. But really it’s the same thing for years and years. -Helen Oyeyemi

You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Quotes on Exams

Our education system doesn’t teach us team work, When we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it copying….Foolish people.

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

Exam offer!!! Bring a copy on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest “professor” win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

If you cry on seeing the question paper it is an insult. If your teacher cries on seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement…

Funny Quotes for Life Lessons

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” -Bill McGlashen

”Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.” -Unknown

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“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”  -Erma Bombeck

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” -Will Rogers