Amazing Funny Quotes

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school. -Peter De Vries

Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore. -Robert Morley

School is the advertising agency which makes you believe that you need the society as it is. -Ivan Illich

In recalling their school years, students mostly remember their teachers, and not the courses they took.

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It’s like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won’t fatten the dog. -Mark Twain

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls, so Love your studies not girls.

Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam.. Sharing is caring!

Lovely days in my life, Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life: only exam days.

Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.

When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet.” It’s LOL…

“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.”

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” -Abraham Lincoln

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” –Murphy’s Law

“Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.”  -Mignon McLaughlin

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” -Brian Gerald O’Driscoll