The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Why fight when you can negotiate?
You’ve stolen me. And I’m here to take myself back.
Not all treasure is silver and gold mate
I regret nothing, ever!
The seas may be rough, but I am the Captain! No matter how difficult I will always prevail.
Wherever we want to go, we go…
I’m gonna strip this mystery and expose it’s private parts.
Bullfights. Bull hockey. Do you like this? The bull is stabbed, prodded, beaten. The bull is wounded. The bull is tired before the matador ever steps into the ring. Now, is that victory? Of course it is. Wanna know the secret to winning? Creative sportsmanship. In other words, one has to rig the game.
There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.
Me, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. I mean honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for.
Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don’t love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I’ve never been to Brussels. It is pronounced ‘egregious’. By the way, no, I’ve never met Pissarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Enjoy.
May the wind always be on your back and the sun upon your face and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.
Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like a Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it’s also like if something’s the greatest thing in the world, like mingier those peppers, forget about it. But it’s also like saying, ‘Go to hell!’ too. Like, you know, like ‘Hey Pauline, you got a one-inch pecker?’ and Pauline says, ‘Forget about it!’ Sometimes it just means forget about it.