Lawyers Quotes

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees.

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o’.

The lawyer’s pouch is a mouth of hell.

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients the demand creates the supply.

A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Lawyers are like wine you can pay a lot of money for a fancy bottle that tastes like vinegar, or you can find a good deal that fits your budget and your palate alike.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good lier.

The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but who throws himself on your part so heartily, that he can get you out of a scrape.

An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer.

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air.

This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case.

A good lawyer is a bad Christian.

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass.

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty.

How lawyers make work for one another! You’re all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another.

The personality traits most common among lawyers are not those usually associated with happy people.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.