Popular Uma Thurman Quotes

And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?


No. No. To get even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go up to Nikki’s room, kill her, then wait for your husband, the good Doctor Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Verntia. That’d be about square.


Yes, it was. Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But, I never thought you could or would do that to me.


Bitch, you can stop right there. Just because I have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter, does not mean parading her around in front of me is going to inspire sympathy. You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn f***in thing you’ve done in the subsequent four years, including getting knocked up, is going to change that.


As I lay in the back of Buck’s truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts that did this to me and the dick responsible. Members all of Bill’s brainchild – the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only God exists, you’re doing his will.


Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, Catch up.


My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.


Before I had my child, I thought I knew all the boundaries of myself, that I understood the limits of my heart. It’s extraordinary to have all those limits thrown out, to realize your love is inexhaustible.


“Everyone looked the same, everyone had it down to such a perfect T. You get bored. That’s when you have to say, ‘I will be worst-dressed.'”, on her questionable choice of Oscar attire this year (2004)


I was not particularly bright, I wasn’t very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.


I’m very happy at home. I love to just hang out with my daughter, I love to work in my garden. I’m not a gaping hole of need.


It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.