My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
“You bring my sister so much joy. All my love!”
I love you both. Today I gain a new sibling and I couldn’t be happier!”
“My deepest love and very best wishes to you both.”
“Lots of love and happiness to you both on this exciting and joyful day for our family.”
“I always wanted a sister and now I get one. Congratulations to you both on finding one another.”
“Best wishes to my best friend and sister and new sister as you start your life together.”
“Best wishes for a long and happy life together.”
“Here’s to love and friendship!”
“We’ve had so many laughs together! May you always make each other laugh!”
“That fortune-teller we saw in Vegas was right. You did meet the man/woman of your dreams. Best wishes to you both!”
“I’m/we’re so thrilled to celebrate this wonderful day with you both.”
“Of all the big life events we’ve celebrated over the years, today tops the list. Congrats!”
“I love you for all that you are all that you have been and all that you are yet to be.”
“You have touched a part of my heart that no one else has ever been able to get to. I will love you forever.”
“ I don’t want our lives to be quoted as an example of the perfect marriage, but as the coolest adventure ride that two people ever took.”
“Everyday I discover that I love you even more, and in this infinite universe I will love you till the ends.”